Friday, February 3, 2012

Adult Content: My Trip To The Liquor Store...Rated R

A co-worker gave me a $50 gift card to a liquor store for Christmas.  I didn't realize I presented myself as the kind of person who would need that much liquor, (A $5 bottle of Thunderbird and a brown bag would suffice) but I finally got around to spending it this week.  I did good:  Spent $50.78!  I actually don't go into liquor stores, but boy did I learn a few things this week about all the different beverages.  There's something for just about everyone at your local spirits retailer!  Here's a sampling: 

I wonder how this tastes with bran flakes?

What I know about wine is this: The 
fancier the label, the better the wine. 

Well, guess not.  I'll stick to 
something that is more suitable 
for a hick from Texas: 

Well I'll be!  Here's a little something 
for the plastic surgery ladies in 
California.  (Oh.  I thought that 
said "Botox")

For the sun worshipers:  But NEVER 
drink this while directly in the sun! 

Ah! A politician's wine of choice: 

The registered Democrat's wine of choice:

The registered Republican's wine of choice:

Yeah, I thought it tasted pretty bad, too:

Please don't ask for this drink while drunk: 

OMG.  It was bound to happen, right?


Finally, truth in advertising: 

Remember: Never drink and drive.
Keep both hands on the wheel.  
Drink BEFORE you drive! 

(Just kidding, folks!  Just kidding!) 


  1. I can't stop laughing
    That was the best 50 dollars anybody ever spent
    You could do stand up....!

    This is one of my all time favorite posts from anybody....I'm still laughing

    1. hahaha this was awesome rick...been a while since i was at the liquor store...maybe i need to make a

    2. LOL! OMG! Thanks Suz! There are some very funny labels of wine and beers there... I have more of the beer labels for later!

  2. Brian, this store here is huge. The amount of alcohol on the shelves could either cure every disease known to man, or kill us all in an afternoon!

  3. I get a kick out of looking at the labels too! I have never seen many of these... LOL! and OMG! who thinks of these names??? Call if you are in our area & enjoy your time in TX!

  4. these stuff are interesting to look at.
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  5. The Adult Chocolate Milk looks yummy!