A co-worker gave me a $50 gift card to a liquor store for Christmas. I didn't realize I presented myself as the kind of person who would need that much liquor, (A $5 bottle of Thunderbird and a brown bag would suffice) but I finally got around to spending it this week. I did good: Spent $50.78! I actually don't go into liquor stores, but boy did I learn a few things this week about all the different beverages. There's something for just about everyone at your local spirits retailer! Here's a sampling:
I wonder how this tastes with bran flakes?
What I know about wine is this: The
fancier the label, the better the wine.
Well, guess not. I'll stick to
something that is more suitable
for a hick from Texas:
Well I'll be! Here's a little something
for the plastic surgery ladies in
California. (Oh. I thought that
For the sun worshipers: But NEVER
drink this while directly in the sun!
Ah! A politician's wine of choice:
The registered Democrat's wine of choice:
The registered Republican's wine of choice:
Yeah, I thought it tasted pretty bad, too:
Please don't ask for this drink while drunk:
OMG. It was bound to happen, right?
LOL! I'LOL THIS TASTES LIKE
Finally, truth in advertising:
Remember: Never drink and drive.
Keep both hands on the wheel.
Drink BEFORE you drive!
(Just kidding, folks! Just kidding!)